Doonkan

a mexican version of a duncan. this is the name of an extraordinarly complex male. these guys are usually pessimistic, bitterly sarcastic, and ridiculously moody. they are on a constant emotional rollercoaster. if you get in their way, they WILL run you over. watch out, for although they look cute and cuddly, they will attempt to eat you.

Karrlllll.... Doonkan ate me...
you can be such a doonkan sometimes..
DOOOONNNNNKKKAAAANNNN *mexican accent*

by Peanut Butter and Jelly123456 November 24, 2011

Doinkers

Doinkers are fun, kid-powered animated ears. Use a hand controller to activate the movement of soft character ears (either one at a time or both at once) which are attached to a headband. Made by WowWee, award winning toy company best known for Robosapien and PaperJamz.

I want Doinkers bunny ears for Easter! They are made by WowWee and you will be able to find them just about everywhere!

by WowWee!! June 30, 2011

Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.

Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.

by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016

doinky daniels

A trash basketball player who only throws up bricks.

Kalund, you trash. Doinky Daniels out there.

by doinkydaniels January 26, 2017

doinker

a nerd that isn't smart but still ugly

what are doinkers doing sitting at the back of the bus

by doinkerssss June 14, 2017

Donkamaggot

A fucking cunt

You Donkamaggot

by a FUCKING SLUUT July 12, 2017

Doinker

The word "Doinker" can be used as an expression of positive surprise or simply as an expression of happiness. It is usually used by the person being surprised, but can also be used by the person surprising the other person.

Other person: "Happy birthday"
You: "Doinker! Thank you very much."

by Dr Heinrich Paradox July 5, 2017