v. 1.The act of penetrating someone repeatedly with a dildo. 2. Having fun with a dildo. 3. placing the dildo in an orfice and using sheer will to blast it out of said orfice.
by skasteve4356 February 6, 2009
Get the [Dildo Blast] mug.After a dildo has been inserted into a female's leaky, gaping vagina, and a male's hairy, saggy buttocks, the poopy bloody cum is then baked with the dildo into a delicious treat for the whole family to enjoy. :)
After a delightful masturbational experience, Jenny decided to bake a dildo casserole for her first night meeting Daniel's family. They loved it!
Aftter beating his wife with an inflatable dildo Treva yelled, "Yo bitch! Make mez some dildo casserole wif sum o dem waffle fries! Den fo dessurt Ima need sum dildo pie n sum bloody pussy sorbet!"
Aftter beating his wife with an inflatable dildo Treva yelled, "Yo bitch! Make mez some dildo casserole wif sum o dem waffle fries! Den fo dessurt Ima need sum dildo pie n sum bloody pussy sorbet!"
by Jenielor Harvis September 29, 2009
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by SadisticJoe December 29, 2002
Get the Dildo Puncher mug.Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...
by WDRMaster May 15, 2010
Get the Weighted dildo raping machine mug.by Hawaiian Dicking January 26, 2010
Get the Polish dildo mug.a fake penis, usually bigger than the real thing. Althought it is supposed to be a replica of a penis, anyway it vibes as no cock has ever done. It doesn't cum, doesn't enjoy being sucked and it's the only dick that can penetrate a female ass with no need of begging. Ann Summers' shop assistants have never tried a dildo.
(real dialogue held in London)
me: Hello, I'd like to buy a dildo for my g/f. Which one do you like best?
shop assistant: We sell a lot of these (she shows it to me)
me: well, is this the one you prefer?
she: no (she laughs)
me: so, which one do you use?
she: I don't use any
me: never tried any?
she: no
me: goodbye (and didn't buy any of them)
me: Hello, I'd like to buy a dildo for my g/f. Which one do you like best?
shop assistant: We sell a lot of these (she shows it to me)
me: well, is this the one you prefer?
she: no (she laughs)
me: so, which one do you use?
she: I don't use any
me: never tried any?
she: no
me: goodbye (and didn't buy any of them)
by paddy garcia January 25, 2008
Get the dildo mug.a sex toy that varies in size, shape, and color that can be used by the female to pleasure herself when she cannot get it from a person.
by pimpette January 11, 2005
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