skittle diddler

He who diddles the skittle

OMG, He's THE skittle diddler

by Vaginal Navigator November 17, 2010

Diddler

A diddler is a man who enjoys sticking foreign objects in his ass for fun, such as bottles, baseball bats, his own penis, etc...

I can't believe that guy diddled that 40oz bottle.

Ex. see- www.diddlers.info

by Vin Diesel June 9, 2004

jug-diddler

A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women

He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

home diddly homie

How Flanders might say the word homie.

Home diddly homie
My girlfriend won't blow me

by The Pittsburgher October 8, 2004

piddly diddly fuck all

absolutely nothing

"have you done your chemistry home work for cekander?" "Yeah right ive dont piddly diddle fuck all."

by Mike Press March 22, 2004

Didder

Sister, or very close friend. Another way for a girl to state 'girlfriend' whom you have no sexual relations with.

Me and my didders all have the same mom.

Today all the didders went to the movies.

by lafleckv September 5, 2010

Funk Dadde

An associate to the Funk Ninja. What else is there to say? He must be a supreme being to be associated with the Ninja of all Ninjas.

-Flashing westside at any given occasion.
-Slapping around cronies of the infamous Nubs McGee

by Funk Ninja February 15, 2003