Denseweed

Noun: Someone who has the physical characteristic of a very thick skull; thereby not being able to understand simple things. Used as an insult.

We called him "Denseweed" as he didn't understand that 2 plus 2 equaled 4. We weren't being kind."

by Oilba1 July 31, 2016

Dense Breast

A condition where breast tissue is composed of glands, ducts, and supporting tissue as opposed to fatty tissue. This type of tissue makes it difficult to read mammograms. It is normal for many women, but often means that mammograms need further testing.

Only a doctor should make the determination of dense breast due to the importance of properly reading mammograms.

The doctor asked for further mammogram testing due to dense breast tissue. But he said it is probably normal.

by spider_nole December 7, 2016

Dense Breast

When the titty is perky and firm, but maybe too firm. Its firmness adds a weight you wouldn't expect from a titty of the size. As if the titty is being weighted down by all the shit that bitch is hiding from you. Or it's breast cancer, 50/50 chance.

Havent seen my girl in awhile, i know she's up to something she's got those dense breasts.

by SystemError_404 December 13, 2016

Dense Protaganist Syndrone

When a person has people falling in love with them but they are unable to understand the affect that they have on them and cause them a lot of anger for not loving them back.

Girl 1: "Why won't that guy just notice how much I care for him"
Girl 2: "He definetly has Dense Protaganist Syndrone then if he can't notice you"

by JCWormwoodHeart December 16, 2016

desert truffle

The pubic hairs of an incredibly pale-skinned individual.

Yo, Jack over there has some serious desert truffle!

by MilkyDefinitions December 23, 2016

Desert dime

A fine ass women who lives in the desert

I showed my boy a picture of a women I met that lives in Arizona he says "ohh you found one of those desert dimes"

by Yngchosn January 21, 2017

Desert throat

When a girl is parched, has no spit left in her mouth and attempts to give a man oral sex.

"This bitch Alexa almost gave me desert throat last night. I told her I would not partake until she drank some water"

by slanrag April 21, 2017