Docking Station

When a male lines his anus up with a woman's vagina and shits in her. It may be necessary to get a 'turtle head' before attempting this procedure to ensure the maximum deposit.

After eating a heaty meal Stan felt the need to give his woman a large docking station before taking her doggy style.

by Klarsh March 14, 2009

Rubber Dicking

When two men slap their flaccid dicks together and have them bounce back like rubber.

When Rob and Jim could not give one another an erection, a little rubber dicking was in order.

by nosferahtan May 8, 2013

deep space docking

when a guy shits into another guys asshole

after normal space docking lost its glamor... i decided to line up with Mick and try some DEEP space docking

by the crazy russian March 23, 2010

space-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a female or the act would be classified more accurately as: Glenn-docking) and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(female)'s vagina.

Last night I thought it would be a good idea to try out some space-docking with my wife; I was wrong.... I had just gotten over the flu and my shit was still very soft with some chunks, at first everything was going well as the opening chunk was moving smoothly into her vagina... But then the softer flu-poo came rushing out in a terrible brown flow, (across her stomach and squirting through her butt-cheeks from two different directions). This was a very foolish attempt at a long lost art, and some say myth; I can tell you however it IS possible, with the right woman, and the proper, firm, log-shaped dookie. Needless to say this event ended our thirty-two years of blissful matrimony.

by fknpwnd May 29, 2009

Dry Docking

The act of screwing a chick in the ass without lube.

Dude, I was totally dry docking Yvonne last night.

by Slamin' Salmon May 6, 2010

ducking

to put the tips of your fingers and thumb together to make the shape of a duck's head, and inserting it into another person's orifice, most commonly the butthole.

"That bitch was so tight I had to duck her before I could get it in."

"One finger only please, stop ducking me!"

by drinkmylemonade February 16, 2010

Docking

To dock, is to conceal an object under ones foreskin, a variance of this is the infamous japanese dock in which the object is concealed in ones urethra

Person 1: ah shit, have you seen my math book?

Person 2: mate I totally docked it last night, but I fell asleep and when I woke up it was gone

Person 1: I told you to stop docking my stuff man!

by chodemaster94 April 6, 2011