December

December is also national grab ass month since girls suffered the pain from getting their ass grabbed by boys. So now this is payback as girls grab the boy's ass as long as they want since boys did that to girls in November

December is also national grab ass month

by DevilWolvesOfLegend November 6, 2019

December 10

On December 10th walk to your boyfriends house and give them a massive hug. And a kiss on the check/lips

Hey mum I’m going to ben’s it’s December 10th

by Ben hancock December 9, 2019

December 32

also known as judgement day

only appears after December 31 2020

on December 32 all hell will break loose.

by BucketRat November 6, 2020

decemberists

mad band named after a russian party division of the first world war. They're awesome, have three full length albums, one "The Tain EP" (in a class by itself), and one more EP.

Anonymous: How come that person in headphones is dancing like an epileptic?
Me: AND WE'LL ALL GO PRAISE THE INFANTA!!!!!!!!!!"

by burningofthemidnightlamp April 10, 2005

December 15

The day where the best people are born. If you were born on this day you are the best person around.

Janet: Hi Willow, aren’t you born on December 15?
Willow: Yeah, why?
Janet: BECAUSE YOUR THE BEST

by Nancy Rildom October 29, 2019

December 4

He/She is incredibly talented, intelligent, beautiful and unique, has a great sense of humor, it's always right and he/she is a really good kisser and lover

Wow, he must have been born in December 4

by BornInDecember October 15, 2019

December 2

December 2 means you have to smack someone with a good-looking ass
This tradition started exactly 200 years ago on December 2, 1819 by a French man named Edgar Bisset. He started it just to have an excuse to smack his girlfriends butt, but he got caught. His girlfriend broke up with him. He died a month later from an unknown disease, but on his tombstone it said "make booty smacking bicentennial" which means he wanted it to happen every 200 years. December 2, 2019 will be exactly 200 years since Bisset started it in 1819. Use this holiday wisely, because it only happens every 200 years! Remember: only smack someone with a good looking ass #thebiggerthebetter

"Why did you smack my butt?" Chloe asks, "Because it is December 2" says Kyle.

by truethingsyoudidntknow November 10, 2019