console-a-date

When you take your sister out after her asshole boyfriend dumps her.

So, did you pick up any chicks last night?

No, I took my sister out on a console-a-date, so, therefore, all the other chicks thought I was already "with someone".

by The Good Brother January 23, 2007

Angry Wallet Date

A date who, when taken to a restaurant, eats everything in sight and sacks you with a bill so huge you need a loan to pay it off

A really expensive date that empties your wallet and leaves it very angry

"So, how'd your date go?"

"Horrible! That chick was an Angry Wallet Date! I'm in debt now!"

by P.k. 7676 April 19, 2010

Blind Friend Date

Meeting a friend of a friend for the first time 1 on 1. A blind friend date is set up by a mutual friend who does not for some reason attend the actual meeting to introduce the two people.

"I have a blind friend date on Friday with Abby's college friend - I hope its not too awkward"

by littleninja13 April 22, 2010

Smell By Date

The date at which food starts smelling bad, thus becoming inedible. This is normally several days after the sell by date.

Husband: Where is the bread?
Wife: I chucked it out, it was well past it's Smell By Date.

by HealthyLiving February 25, 2011

schroedinger's date

when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand

man: this is one of the nicest dates I've been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: I mean, I thought it was
woman: I thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, I called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which I only do for dates
woman: well, you didn't actually say it was a date

friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger's date. sorry, man.

by whirlpool4 June 30, 2016

play date

plans made with friends or someone of the other sex to hang out. You can not ditch on play dates! ever its against the whole way of play dates.

We had a play date today.

Wanna have a play date tomorrow

by andre nickatina April 24, 2006

Date Guard

A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.

I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.

by AdamZA August 11, 2008