danger doug

anything stupid a redneck does.

frank: Remeber that time uncle tom got his nipple bit off by his cat after trying to finger it?

Dan: Yea he pulled a danger doug on that one

by moshe da beadle July 11, 2008

Dangerous Toys

One of the lamest of the lame 80s hair bands, whose most notable song "Sporting A Woody" pristinely and simultaneously denotes exactly what kind of music they made and what kind of fans they were courting.

Sportin' a woody, when you're walking byyyy! Sportin' a woody, when your titties fly!! What great music Dangerous Toys were able to create. Or not.

by Neilmiser April 30, 2004

danger noodle

Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.

"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"

by majestic sea flap flap November 13, 2015

Danger Piss

When urinating in a urinal that is flushing , so as you piss it nearly overflows on you.

I was having a danger piss , and it now I have piss on my shoes.

by RDN7 May 19, 2011

Danger Kitten

The act of being devilishly catty, while keeping your sexual appeal high to the male poplutation of the world.

Sway was acting Danger Kittenish this evening towards Bazzy and iBat.

by idangerkitten August 17, 2005

danger area

The no no square, the privates, or reproductive organs

Anthony really wishes he could see cory's danger area.

by demon.dman November 29, 2015

Danger Bay

When something is pretty dangerous.It's like 'Sick bay' but dangerous.

Stop agitating that cat or you will soon be in danger bay

by Cory Sullivan December 25, 2011