A boy so attractive and stunning that he will make you cream faster than a dairy farmer. He will make you shoot spider-webs in your underwear faster than spider-man could ever imagine. He'd make a blind man see, just so he can beat off to him.
"Oh my god, oh shit. Spider-man. It's harry the cutie, holy shit. I just shot a whole through the front of my undies with semen. I can't get enough of him."
by notzjoxlywilly March 3, 2021
Get the harry the cutiemug. by luislovesSam August 26, 2019
Get the Cutiemug. Random Joe: 'Omg look Cutie Patootie is over there!!'
Random Geezer: 'You mean Sasha??'
Random Joe: 'Yea!! Cutie Patootie!!'
Random Geezer: 'You mean Sasha??'
Random Joe: 'Yea!! Cutie Patootie!!'
by Katiskewl May 8, 2024
Get the Cutie Patootiemug. by herolling February 1, 2023
Get the Cutie Patootiemug. When a love interest exhibits so many red flags it’s like there’s metaphorical “do not enter” police tape surrounding them.
Remember how she was drunkenly fucking that homeless guy a decade younger than her when first met her and also how you got your nose broke on your first date with her? Yeah bro, she’s a caution-tape cutie.
by Mojaz January 17, 2022
Get the Caution-tape cutiemug. This guy named Lisbey who just so happens to be the best boyfriend ever, he has both the cutest eyes and smile that I have ever seen! He is the kind of person that you will literally fall in love with right when you see him, and will literally make you the happiest person ever. Words can’t even describe how caring and cute he is! He is so fun to be around, not to mention the fact that he is warm and anytime he hugs you, you wish for him to never let go.
by ramennoodles997 October 25, 2020
Get the Cutie patootiemug. 