Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010

gucci crow

girl that's hanging around for nothing but the handbags and handouts

Friend 1: Did you see that gucci crow trying to get some new earrings at the mall?

Friend 2: Homegirl's got to be sucking a mean dick if that playa still lets her in the crib

by bensanity24 May 19, 2010

The Crows (Rap)

A rap band that raps primarily in Mongolian. This band is derived from Mongolia and is little known to the rest of the world. In Mongolia they are huge and have done over 3 USD in albums. The amazing thing is that Monglia only makes a total anual national income of 1.50 USD. Its members are Ti-Ha, Chinka, Chata, and UHOOUHGH.

"D00d! did you hear the new band from Mongolia! They're called the Crows (Rap)!"

by Willy (310-663-6624) May 1, 2006

Crowing Work

The act of getting other people to perform your work because you do not know how to do your job. In common usage it is a Vb.

"Hey, she is crowing work off on me"

Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."

by Keyser_Sose May 25, 2013

crowing of the cock

Getting an erection

Person: Jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now I want his dick

by cfm21 October 21, 2014

Russel Crowed

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.

"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"

by JRM065 January 7, 2015

Dick Crow

getting fucked over or ripped off, usually by someone you consider a friend.

"Did you hear that Caleb borrowed money from that chick and just took off?"
"Yeah, I heard. She got Dick Crow'ed."

by BoltActionBaby February 18, 2015