by weenurrs July 30, 2016
Get the Crotch Yogamug. This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.
by Toravon September 28, 2013
Get the grandpa crotchmug. Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.
That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
Get the Crotch Tracksmug. by bombshell89 January 24, 2014
Get the hand crotchmug. A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.
"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"
"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."
"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."
by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016
Get the crotch-kickermug. When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank
by Smallcreep July 13, 2014
Get the crotch frostmug. noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014
Get the Crotch puddingmug.