Crotch Yoga

Those twisty ass positions a pet cat or dog does to clean its junk/taint/asshole.

Goddamnit, Fluffy is doing Crotch Yoga on the dinner table again!

by weenurrs July 30, 2016

Saddle Crotch

Another name for women with a thigh gap in which the gap is so wide she looks like a cowboy who just got off of a horse.

Ewwh! That women has major saddle crotch!

by Alambdadelta March 18, 2017

crotch-kicker

A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.

"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"

"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."

by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016

Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

by Mebegebo October 22, 2012

Crotch Wad

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.

I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

crotch soup

eating, or licking of the vagina while wet or releasing fluids.

Dude i ate that crotch soup up last night.

by wassuppthenn August 23, 2011

Crotch Hop

Sex with multiple females, individually, in one day or night. A crotch to crotch conquest.

What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.

I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018