crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)
"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"
by SSPink January 18, 2006
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camp crotch

The condition of one's "crotchal" area after a significant amount of time camping without showering.
Shew! After 7 days camping in the backcountry, I have serious camp crotch!
by goldbricker July 07, 2015
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Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 08, 2019
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synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!
by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010
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Crotch Grog

Bear brewed with female crotch yeast.
The crotch grog tasted slightly like the ocean.
by DarkRoses October 07, 2012
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Dorito Crotch

The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.
Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015
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Crotch-waddle

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,
Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...
by Fezzum February 09, 2011
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