clable

when your a guy and you like men but your not gay.

Jacob looks a lil bit clable

by jacob wibershmit March 15, 2021

Crambled

How you climb out of a Japanese pond when smashed

Lawrence crambled out of the pond

by Onyoponyo March 21, 2021

cradlejob

A type of blowjob in which the person giving the blowjob holds the recipient in both arms, cradling them. Often only the strongest of Men & Women can preform this making it the rarest blowjob.

Yo did you hear Mrs. Jay gave Ryan a cradlejob? he said it was wild!

by Nbatwitterdefinitions April 23, 2021

crabe

Apparently a human who wrote a definition about you

WOAH tahts crabeman

by Skemforst November 8, 2021

CableTheKid

A faggot who makes shit music and sucks at gorilla tag

Wazowski: damn, that's CableTheKid

by YungDa993rD1ck March 19, 2022

Crawler

A name change for the Rake when it got ousted as being made-up in the labs of 4Chan. Blamed for disappearances in National Parks. Crawlers and Rakes gain their credibility from real sightings made up of deer, dogs, large water fowls knocking over belongings while making screeching noises, racoons looking through peoples windows, and mangey black bears at night in the woods of USA, seeing patterns in things that aren't really what they look like, murder cover ups, and wolves or people taking children. In the sense that crawlers crawl, the description of 'crawler' is accurate.

I saw a Crawler 5 years ago. At least now I think I did since I saw a picture of it on the internet that was definitely not from a photoshop competition and turned into a trail cam image, even though at the time I thought it was probably just a deer. Yes I what I saw definitely was a Crawler. I have put a salt circle around my house and anointed my bedroom with holy water and every night shake in my bed under the covers until morning. I have garlic coated silver pellets loaded into my shotgun just in case.

by 1Head April 28, 2022

crabsexual

To have a sexual and/or romantic attraction to crabs.

At my crabsexual orgies we go to the aquarium and fuck all of the crabs in the tide pools.

by AGAGAGAGGAGA July 1, 2022