you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Body Count

It means how many boyfriends have you had since me?

Mark: What's your body count since we been together?
Anna: I haven't had any other boyfriends except for you

by aasimhanes April 21, 2020

Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing

stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful

by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020

Your viewer count is down

What dream says to tommyinnit (child) when twitch glitches and shows less viewer count.

Your viewer count is down tommy

by NeverFrosted November 27, 2020

count dripula

One with intense drip.

Also used as a nickname when greeting someone.

Leo: What’s crackin young slug?
Caleb: Nothin’ much Count Dripula, hows it boolin?

by xX666HillsideKid666Xx February 10, 2020

Count your lucky ducklings

Consider yourself blessed. 🦆

Mate, I have to work.
Count your lucky ducklings you've even got a job.

by humanlea July 16, 2020