Leg up on the competition

A relationship between two men when they realize they are Bucephalus and the Alexander made manifest. Living embodiment of a twin soul who realize that they are each other's shadow who cannot go forward in life, being at the end of their rope, having reached their limit, finding solace, fidelity, and mutual respect, admiration and cooperation. The homoerotic as harmonious accord to by-pass realized limitations to their psyche and self-perceptions, becoming better than they were. Iron sharpening iron

Needing a "Leg up on the competition," they decided to join forces, realizing then, in that moment that they had become stronger together, a force of nature- that which brings reckoning; inner transformation by merging with another being.

Leg refers to a male's penile member after the mind has been properly and compassionately linked, usually following an epiphany thru mutual reciprocity and respectful attitudes from two men who realize they are equals that makes the man feel at ease with himself and the universe , leading to arousal and ending in an erection and full mast: a leg up so to speak

by BAnth0s January 4, 2018

Pulling a comey

"Pulling a Comey":
Getting run over by the bus that you are trying to push someone else under.

"Pulling a Comey":
Getting run over by the bus that you are trying to push someone else under.

by Spotless Rod May 3, 2020

Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020

Motion to Compel Appraisal

n. The cryptid of insurance defense lawyers. i.e. Everyone's heard of one, but no one's ever seen one.

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: "Did you hear? They're saying a Motion to Compel Appraisal was recently granted in a County Courthouse. My sources tell me there's even a copy of the motion on file in the Clerk's Office!"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 2: "Wow! Where did the sighting take place?"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: Somewhere in Florida according to the internet!

by Superlativeness February 20, 2021

the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021

I can't compeed

When the blister already burst and you can't put a Compeed brand band aid on it

"Try putting on a Compeed" - "Nah, bitch's already burst, i can't compeed!"

by Myam13 March 30, 2021

over-the-top competitive

When someone always wants to be the best or be on top of everything and everyone

Person 1 : Yo bro I'm better at skating than you!
Person 2 : Yeah bet

Person 3: omg he's like so over-the-top competitive!

by Humankiller16 February 2, 2022