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Smear Campaign

(n) : the aftermath of wiping your butt after taking a super greasy dump. When you go to wipe, instead of actually cleaning the poop from your backside, the toilet paper just spreads the greasy dung around, prompting you to use hella toilet paper in order to do a proper wipe job.
"Man I think I need to stay away from the Bloomin' Onion and baby-back ribs combo at Outback. My shit was so greasy this morning; total Smear Campaign."
by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019
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Temporary Male Companion

How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.
Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.
by young jeffrey February 1, 2006
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rat dick company

A technology company with limited resources, capital and staff.
Don't worry about TRANSCON, its just a rat dick company with three guys, a dog and a hammock - they won't be able to ship the product in time.
by txtornado99 October 16, 2008
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The Man Company

A new age brand dedicated to elevate men's grooming game.

Celebrate the #GentlemanInYou
Someone: Yo, you're such a Gentleman.

Me: Thanks, I use The Man Company products.
by Chamgadad November 25, 2021
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compaq

A machine that has everything on the motherboard and the motherboard never works
Dude i wuz gonna game on my compaq at the lan but i had to take it apart and solder the fan to the usb port and reinstall windows.
by caffeinatedsoap October 2, 2003
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iLL Company Crew

iLL Company Crew

-a hiphop crew originating from New Brunswick. Favoring the party scene over the sausage jam scene, iLL Company Crew was born in the cypher. Orginally frequenting clubs like Melody Bar(98-99), the crew soon stumbled upon the mecca that was Harvest Moon(00-05).

Original Members: Wayne, Alex "the Flying Water Snake" Reque, Jalil "Swamp Ass" Muhamad, Timothy "Boogitym"/Zulu King Fitch, Kevin "Agrovate" Pollack, Benji Martinez, and "Tall" Chris.

2nd Gen: Mark "Pond Frog" Ranario, Jon "GunJak" Liu

3rd Gen: Rex "Einstein/StarChild" Linga...to be continued

iLL Company's floetic style of rocking immediately set them apart from other crews in jersey. Infamous for rocking their innovative style and ambient flow, they pushed the boundaries of Jersey style.


With many of the orignal members having migrated to Cali, DC, and South Korea, the crew is currently undergoing a rennisance.

Food of Choice: Beef Patty, Twinkies

iLL Company Enemies: Catipillars, Kryptonite, psycho-ex/girlfriends who make them skip practice, horny fat girls, gas money, spinning airchairs, carpet.
1. Look at all these kids that live with their mommies! I'll bust all their asses!

2. Honestly, wut original move did he do?

3. ...yo man...i got some new ecko gear.....

4.That flava bullshit ain't gonna do a damn thing.

4. Yo. chu doin tommorrow.
Goin to the city.
For What.
Copa.
Aiite.

5. Yo someone call betrock. Yo call betrock. Someone call betrock.
by GunJak January 5, 2005
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comparing

Comparing oneself to anything is an act of violence against the self.
by Judo70 May 15, 2016
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