Crombie

A crackhead zombie. A drug addict usually under the influence of crack, herion, or a herion mix, who is too wasted to control their own body from flailing around or stumbling like the walking dead.

Son: mom? Is that a real zombie coming toward us?
Mom: no baby, thats a crombie, lets cross the street away from them.

by Jordan Wade Morgan November 28, 2016

combing the dog

ie - Got nothing going on; bored to death.

Girl, "hey Jim, what's going on tonight?" Jim replies, "Just combing the dog".

by EarlZelli December 5, 2016

Comfies

Short version of "comfortable clothes", i.e. sweat pants, T-shirt or tank top primarily worn at home.

"Time to put our comfies on!" or "Comfy Time!" at home usually shout out in glee after a long day at work.

by beckoline February 12, 2017

combine overwatch

some sort of guardians sent by the aliens called the combine to control the people after humanity lost the 7 hour war. the cowardly monkey ass ASSass called wallace breen allied with them and became the administrator of earth. he kinda is the ambassador nobody asked for. under his control, there are the combine overwatch. they are police people that prevent people from rebelling. they do it anyway. they only exist in the half-life franchise. (francheese? french fries? fuck it, idk how to spell that)

barney is pretending to be a combine overwatch guy to secretly help citizen and spy the combine.

by Smartass2 April 18, 2017

commie queef

Bloody vagina fart, usually after period sex.

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."

by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017

combine

to have sexual relation or te be in private with somebody.

She just combine with me, I don't think she'll have sex with others.

by magic7fingers August 30, 2017

Combino popsicle

The combino posicle is a sex act in which a man has unprotected sex with a woman while she is on her period. He then proceeds to ejaculate inside her vagina and immediatelly afterwards puts bis red and white covered penis into her ass to make it a typically red white brown coloured Combino popsicle. The woman then proceeds to lick the covered penis to get a taste of the Combino popsicle.

Jessica just tried my combino popsicle and she loved it.

by Hefferton Bob October 13, 2017