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Coma Baby

A coma baby is a child (usually a baby) birthed whilst the baby mama is in a medically induced coma. The baby's mother is normally "sleeping" for the duration of their ninth month of gestation (that means pregnancy). Side effects may include: drowsiness, loss of virginity, gingerness, and anal leakage.
Caution: Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery while in coma. Coma babies should drive forklifts or any other SUVs of minivans fresh out of the oven
Mother (while sleeping): I'm in a medically induced coma in order to have a pain free delivery!

Coma baby(muffled):Yay mommy!
by SarahAsiaKathleen. March 11, 2009
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Camaro

1)GM's shittiest attempt at a sports car ever.

2)Car discontinued in 2002, due the decline in sales from the largest buying groups- rednecks and G dawgs.

3) Girl version of a Trans AM, the other mullet-mobile.
1)That guy has a camaro, he must have a mullet and a three inch penis.
by Bob December 15, 2002
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coma girl

A cool girl who knocks out the boys with her mona lisa smile, her long brown hair, and her buttless chaps worn over blue jeans while she and her motorcycle gang members ride with her down a Idaho road on a sunney day.
Chealsea is my Coma Girl, with her long, blue jeans, soft brown hair and cool disposition.
by Elllion Melllion June 5, 2005
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Music Coma

The variably long state not unlike Hypnagogia in which someone is listening to loud music (likely though headphones) and becomes consciously unaware of his surroundings, zoning out into the music he is listening to. May be accompanied by blank stares and completely relaxed muscles.
Guy1: "Hey, what's up?"
Guy2: *Stares blankly in the distance, completely reclined, music blaring loudly even away from his headphones.*
Guy1: *Pokes Guy2* "What's wrong with you."
Guy2: *Snaps to consciousness.* "Way to ruin my Music Coma."
Guy1: "..."
by musiclover000 February 28, 2011
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Cookie Coma

n. The sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body SHOULD be able to take. Possible side effects could mean waking up in a dough dump; n. The Cocaine-induced high you may find yourself in when the world just sort of slips away and 24 hours later, you are unable to even remember if you were tripping balls or not.
1. My 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! I'm even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!

2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008
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Camaro

a car that is RS really slow or SS super slow or Z28 zipped the quater mile in 28 seconds damn i could run it in that
that camaro was slow as shit i ran faster than it did
by camaros suck ass March 2, 2003
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Camaro

One of the most beautiful pony cars ever made, it was always true to the original formula and sadly was discontinued in 2002 after 4 generations of some of the greatest cars the world has ever seen.
My Camaro will out corner any stupid little hot hatch.

My Camaro is the coolest car in town.
by camaro kid September 3, 2003
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