cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005

collinge

A girl rippin azz. When an attractive girl farts in a large crowed of people.

That girl did a major collinge.

by Stefoinay August 29, 2007

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.

Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

by BiddelyBongPills87 October 7, 2011

Phil Collins

It's a drink made by drinking a Tom Collins and a Cosmopolitan at the same time, from two different glasses, from two straws. The combination of those two drinks results in a Phil Collins

After drinking two Phil Collins I ended up all wet.

by Ouroborous May 13, 2005

Collinscarmen2

The Man, the God, the being to mute thousands of men and women, mortals or even Gods, he is a legend, the legend of the tuba server

Person A: "Holy fuck man! Thats Collinscarmen2"
Person B: "OH NO, DELETE THAT FUCKING MEME, ITS GENERAL CHAT"

by RandomWeebInTheInternet October 27, 2020

Pulling a Collin

1. Randomly adding people on facebook that you have never met in real life, especially girls that write on your friend's walls.

2. Constantly creeping people's profiles on facebook without reason, to the point at which a biography could be written about the person's life.

3. Having a random, and at times offensive, status on facebook.

4. Constantly declaring that you are a professional communicator and are supreme in the social realm.

"Dude, you added my girlfriend from Kansas! What the heck! Stop pulling a Collin!" - Person who had a collin pulled on them

"But bro, she wrote on your wall and her miniature profile picture made her look hot..." - Person pulling a collin

"SO... you and Kelly seem to be hitting it off pretty well.. I saw it on facebook." - Person pulling a Collin

by Wooden Stool March 18, 2008

who you calling boy

When a white person has had too much to drink and believes that he is blac, then goes on a an anti racist rampage.

Man, James was so wasted last night that he went all 'who you calling boy'

by stusx10 April 26, 2015