Coleman

The accumulation of swag,smoothness, and badassery all rolled into one. Coleman is an intellectual that says profound and life-changing things, yet puts up a wall in order to suppress the attention that he tends to avoid. Girls want him and guys want to be around him. However, he will reject a person in order to evade the misconceptions of his plight.

Me: Man, I just don't get Coleman
You: It's because he doesn't buy into bullshit

by swavor50000 March 15, 2012

Welfare Cleaning

What you spend 5 hours doing to your house after you get the call that welfare is coming for a home visit.

John: Shit! welfare just called and they are coming to look at the house!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!

by Unknown.Programmer August 29, 2006

cleanster

A close relative of the standard issue scenester, the typical cleanster showers one or more times a day (in the morning, and perhaps before gracing the venue) and likes to keep their room organized and smelling great. Cleansters put bros before hos, dig brooms but not 'shrooms, and prefer pierced clits over cancer sticks.

Cleansters are often accused of being vain, but I mean, they smell real nice and are really friendly so who can blame 'em?

Cleansters' nearest cousins rally under the cry "omfg.wtf.bbq xYoUx xArEx xSoooOx xScEnEx!!!!". Cleansters on the other hand, with their superior spelling and grammar, rally under the cry "Oh my fucking god; what the fuck? You are so clean!"

Cleansters typically keep with the trend of the day but lag just behind the cutting edge. They are quick to adopt and own the latest fads on the market; Swiffer, Ultra Tide 2, whatever.

Cleansters are hard to avoid, due to the fact that you can't smell them coming, but you can be sure that they'll be at the next indie, emo, punk, shoegaze, post-rock, noise-art show with a bottle of Purell in the back pocket of their skin-tight jeans.

"xxxomfg.wtf.bbqxxx? Did you see her room? She's such a cleanster... xoxoxox"

by Steven Luscher May 23, 2006

gary coleman

a short, round ice cream dipped in peanuts and chocolate on a stick, also known as a 'buster bar'

"hey sweet heart, lets go get a box of gary colemans"

by colonialclusterfuck December 9, 2012

clean her pipes

When you hook up with a woman who hasn’t gotten any in a while, your dick becomes her pipe cleaner...

I hooked up with that married chick and she hasn’t had any for a while, I cleaned her pipes good last night...totally clean her pipes

by Lion240 June 8, 2018

Coleman

The best person in the world. He treats everyone fairly especially girls he likes. The best friend you can have because he is so supportive. Colemans are usually good fighters so it is not reccommended to get in a fight with one. Sometimes Colemans are fat but are likely to lose it. They are hot and know how to treat girls.

Girl 1: did you see that, jack beatup tom?
girl 2: he is such a coleman.

girl 1: Nick is so hot and is so nice to Rachel.
girl 2: What a coleman.

by the true dictionary writer May 1, 2010

[so] [fresh] ['n'] [so] [clean]

to have an incredible sense of style that is like no other, to look fly

OutKast - So Fresh, So Clean

"Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean!"

Javon is lookin' so fresh 'n' so clean in those PUMA's!

by MoeTibbs3 January 6, 2009