Put me in coach!

1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class

1) Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!
2) Put me in coach! Right between the 400 lb. bitch and the crying baby.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

coda

one who lives underground, sleeps alot and acts like a hippy

justin coda is a coda

by mr. bisceg December 29, 2004

coach lopez

Crazy coach and possible pedophiles loves toutching children

Coach Lopez was on top of that boy last night

by haggler1953 June 12, 2016

coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

coachella flu

Coachella flu is having the flu right after Coachella from the desert dust.

Hey Ryan can you hang with me today ?

sorry bro i got the Coachella flu

by ŠâmDÿer April 21, 2019

Coach Steve

Coach Steve

Coach Steve

by lola ugfuglio scumpy February 18, 2021

Coach Gabe

The coolest PE teacher in the world. Constantly filling the room with joy.

What's Up Guys? Coach Gabe Here! Reminding You... To Stay Active, Do Your Sit-ups At Home, And That I Miss You Guys And I Hope Everything's Going Okay, Talk To You Later.

by TheSuperStinkyJohnLiska April 9, 2021