Coconut Creampie

When you ejaculate in someone then continue to spinkle your dandruff on them.
by Pikapos May 04, 2022
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coconut creampie

when you let someone "eject" inside of your "box", but they have really hairy balls
dude i just got coconut creampied by brad

woah dude you need a plan B, his balls are so hairy
by ghjxjchcuufjcjc May 23, 2024
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coconut chop

When a person chops or punches something hard like metal or wood. The chop can be accidental or on purpose.
Guy 1- Owe!!! My hand hurts really bad.

Guy 2- That's what happens when you coconut chop a door.
by foshacka_2 December 06, 2009
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Memphian Coconut

When you mix cocaine into your semen and have your girl snort it
"Dude, I gave my girl a Memphian Coconut the other day, best high she's had in ages."
by 7dollarsandachickenbiscuit April 16, 2023
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coconut virgin

A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.
Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.
by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023
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coconut song

the coconut song is very fun and remember to dont eat to much then you will get very fat with a big butt like helena.
by cocopanda.se January 26, 2017
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coconut pill

What Kamala Harris supporters have figuratively taken. It is typically used for new initiates into the KHive for the 2024 Presidential election, but everyone in the KHive has already taken it at some point in time.

This combines the coconut tree meme featuring Harris with the red pill / blue pill terminology which is loved by all kinds of weird online men. But don't fear - the coconut pill is filled with hope and optimism rather than misogyny and nihilism.
Wow my neighbor is coconut pilled. They already have a Kamala Harris yard sign and two bumper stickers.

I thought Biden was okay and I would've preferred Bernie or Warren in 2020 but I have since taken the coconut pill.
by CoconutPill July 23, 2024
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