Colby Rasmus

St. Louis Cardinal's center fielder. # 28
Not Kobe, as some idiotic people seem to think.
Colby, C O L B Y

By far the sexiest baseball player in the MLB.
Not only is he dead sexy but he can hit the hell out of a ball (especially in a clutch situation) field great, and is known as a 'speed demon' on the bases. He's got Rookie of the Year written all over him and has a lot of potential
still waiting to come out. Keep your eyes on him. Trust me
you'll like what you see. And lastly anyone who's gotten to hit that is one lucky bitch.

Do Work Colby, You're a beast!

"Hey did you see that walk-off homerun last night?"

"Hell yeah, my boy Colby Rasmus hit it."

"Yeah, he's so damn sexy!"

"True dat, God bless his parents for making him so damn good looking."

by Jessie is awesome September 13, 2009

Cosbymancing

The act of spelling a word or arranging a sentence or sentences in a such a way as to cause a reader's mind to hear a famous person's voice in their head that is associated with what is written.

When the person in the online forum wrote "jallo pooden pops", his use of cosbymancing forced my subconscious to summon Bill Cosby's voice and read with it.

by Potentaint July 20, 2011

Cobble wobble

When walking, especially in heels, over cobbles or those bumpy slabs by pedestrian crossings and your foot gives way resulting in a shameful wobble and often a sore knee or ankle.

Did you see that stupid cow over there trying to strut her stuff and then nearly fall down?!
Don't be so harsh everyone has a cobble wobble now & again

by Jackthecat June 17, 2012

Flob Cobber

The sound your balls make when they slap against your thighs. The sound is more prominent when mixed with arse sweat.

Listen to my Flob Cobber

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Corbyn

Someone who, despite all the odds, gets put in a position of power.
To Corbyn or to experiance Corbyning, with the result of being Corbyned

"Gregg's gone full bloody Corbyn, he'll be running the country next."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

sloppy cobbler

When you're getting head and it feels so good that you fart but you shit a little bit. You shart.

Bro-heim-instein, Laquisha was giving me such hella dome the other night, that I surprised her with a bit of a sloppy cobbler.

by Richard Chieze December 11, 2010

Cosby Show

Something that is taped in front of a live studio audience.

The Cosby Show is amazing.

by Jaremaing July 7, 2010