close encounter of the twenty-second kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024

Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."

Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.

by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019

Chandler Close

A poverty stricken area with a staggeringly high crime rate. A tight knit community of troubled individuals, who bring the reputation of Weston down to an all time low.

‘You are so Chandler Close’
The worst thing you can ever say to somebody. It not only offends their personhood but everything they stand for.

by frozen tan May 6, 2021

Case Closed Fallacy.

this fallacy applies can be applied whenever you decide to end an argument, but the person keeps going over and over.

(you): I'm done arguing you (whomever)!

(whomever): I'm not! blah blah blah blah

(you): Case Closed Fallacy., leave me the hell alone.

by X allmighty October 10, 2023

.9.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Any day Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.9.

.9.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Any day Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.9.

.9.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Any day Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.9.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025