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Cincinnati Slapper

When a girl pours cinnamon (maybe other various spices) all over your cock and balls and she slaps the fuck out of your burning genitalia.
“Oh man I can’t walk, my dick still burns from that Cincinnati slapper I got last night
by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025
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Cincinnati Mudslide

An abhorrently damp casserole dish of ravioli, topped with a family size container of sauce, a log of mozzarella, and a puddle of “juice”.
“There is absolutely no chance that the ravioli will be too wet”, the EMU Saxophone Studio stated before creating the Cincinnati Mudslide.
by Janzlife February 23, 2025
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Cincinnati rewind

This is a diabolical prank where you wipe your ass while keeping the toilet paper connected to the roll. Then you carefully rewind the used toilet paper back onto the roll so the next person to use it gets a stinky surprise. Cincinnasty!
If you're wondering why my hand smells so bad, it's because my friend from Ohio got me with the old Cincinnati rewind.
by AliceDumblewhore July 1, 2023
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Cincinnati 3-Way

When two older men at the dog track who have major gambling addictions lose and decide to tag team a 10 dollar prostitute who is busted as hell.
Jimmy and Clinton lost their entire $274.62 life savings on lazy lightning (the grey hound at 10-1), so they say Recoba, the cheapest Ho in Cincinnati. So they borrow $10 from Rob and they give her a Cincinnati 3-Way behind the dumpster.
by 3MINATI’s Savior July 6, 2023
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Cincinnati sewer

When you remove the manhole cover and it’s filled to the brim with feces and debris
Man I was working with Todd tonight on East street and we opened up a real nasty Cincinnati Sewer.
by Miss Stink Hole November 26, 2023
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Cincinnati smacker

Taking a dump in your hand and smacking your gf upside her head.. only applies while in Cincinnati.
Cliff was getting his freak on last night and gave Jenny a Cincinnati smacker... she had shit stuck in her ears for days
by Karate Scotty August 27, 2023
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Cincinnati Love Handle

When someone holds the love handles at the bottom of your triceps instead of the traditional love handle.
I'm holding him through the Cincinnati love handle instead of his traditional love handles. Man let me tell you that it sparked joy, holding his arm instead of his torso!
by Grow Up Saturdays August 29, 2025
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