Jesus cable

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)

Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"

by afuckingtech February 11, 2024

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Jumper cables

Jumper Cables is a game where participants, typically standing in a circle, use a pairs of jumper cables to beat one another until only one participant is left standing.

Hey bro! You wanna play jumper cables?

by Doglyus June 26, 2024

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Fixing Cables

To snort a drug in powdered form, typically cocaine, while streaming WoW gameplay. The substance is arranged in a thin line and hidden from view below the monitor before being snorted.

Damn I died to the boss... time to go fixing cables!

by user04567y April 9, 2025

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sloppy cobler

When you shit your pants.

"Oops! I just cooked up a Sloppy Cobler! Good thing I got my Shart Survival Kit!"

by Derry Doberman July 28, 2025

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Hold on there "Pay cable"

Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.

Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!

by R.D Fitswell August 13, 2011

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