The only real religion since all religions have a tid bit of truth in them but have been manipulated by humans for power and money. We look for some grand truth or deity when we are all drops of the deity that we search for. Once we already realize that we are the amazing gods and goddesses we have been searching for and love is all we needed to activate our true power. ChurchOfUs celebrates humanity and all its potential!!!!
Catholicism is a purge upon the land, when will people wake up and realize they have all the power to shape their reality. Someday the only church will be the church of us
by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022
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by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
Get the Church Fart mug.Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.
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- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!
Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN
- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!
Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN
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by jobman May 17, 2007
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by GiftofGodsFavor December 12, 2013
Get the Church hoe mug.A business masquerading as a religion, Hillsong Church exploits dim-witted individuals into emptying their pockets through a fear campaign and thoroughly cringeworthy, purpose-built music.
Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!
Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.
Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.
Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!
Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.
Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.
Someone hand that Pastor Brian Houston a butter menthol STAT!
Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
by triggaz December 17, 2007
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