I Choose you Pikachu

As you are having intercourse, you scream "I Choose you Pikachu" as you slap your balls aggressively against the women.

Josh: "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU"
Smacks the women*
The 'women": "We're fucking done.."

by ImOffensive August 1, 2025

I CHOOSE NOAH!!

Yeah, keep screaming it moron. Noah has never posted anything here he does not have a phone.

Iam "For the past 15 years I have been-"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAH!!!"

Hym "You're a retarded whore and you fuck retards with fat cocks so you can feel intelligent get your cervix pounded."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAH! BLULULULULULULULULU!"

Hym "You being like this is why your kids are like this and if they weren't they would stop getting mass murdered overnight."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAAH!!!!! BLULULULULULU! I'M IMMORTAAAAAAAAL!!!!"

Hym "Name the person I am better than."

Whore "NOAAAAAAHULULULULULULULU- Er- Wait... I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Hym "Heheheheheheh..."

by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!!

You see how I was right about talking to women, right?

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!! YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAAAAH!!!!"

Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"

Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."

Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"

by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

Luigi the Singing Choob

A character in a the "In the Numbers" Youtube series. Luigi cannot speak a single word or at least no one has ever heard him speak a word. He does all his communication through singing lyrics of songs. He wears a red shirt with red bell-bottom pants. He has a black cape with red trimming. His hair is a darker orange and wears a black mask and hat with a white feather in it. His personality is playful, lovable, cuddly, and at times annoying.

The creator of this character, Luigi1o3, uses this name as his own title many times in conversation.

The title originated during a video shoot with Luigi1o3 and Skull Virse. The name was just thought up on the spot for the video. It is now recognized by many for a guy who sings for laughs and fun.

Guy 1: Oh my God, It's Luigi the Singing Choob!

Luigi (sings): Why Should I Worry?

by Luigi the Singing Choob May 16, 2009

Liam Chewy Choowee

He is my cat, my fishu, my princess, i love this man so much he is my everything. He is funny, intelligent, outgoing, a very nice person, etc. Let's meet soon babe

Liam Chewy Choowee ma neko suki dayo

by nekocatnyanmeow October 21, 2021

When and where I choose

Never

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.

by -space- September 21, 2022

You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023