smole child

Literally meaning small child. A cute way to say small child. Someone innocent and young.

Awww look at that smole child

by Pnutbutty August 18, 2017

Bean Child

Bean child: /Bean ch-ild/
Pure and smol and huggable. Must be protected.
10/10 would motherhen

this person is a bean child it needs to protected

by RileyGaming_YT July 19, 2018

African Children

A word used by parents to get their kids to finish supper.

Kid: *leaves a singular bean on the plate*
Mother: THERE ARE AFRICAN CHILDREN THAT EAT ONCE A MONTH AND YOU HAVE THE *AUDACITY* TO LEAVE FOOD WASTED

by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

loaf child

A person, usually young, who is generally useless, lazy, or just little dumb

This is a great light hearted insult, honestly.

From Sam O' Nella- the Dumbest rags to Riches Story- "...But occasionally, RNGesus will smile upon some slobbering loaf child..."

by LoafChild74 January 7, 2021

Imbecilitical Child

A stupid child in Minecraft who uses a Knockback stick in bedwars

You Imbecilitical Child

by Fadl06 May 27, 2021

Swearing child

Well, it’s just tommyinnit.

“Tommyinnit is a swearing child”

by zoey.innit._ June 6, 2021

Middle Child

-least favourite
-ignored
-often unknown
-only noticed when in trouble
-gets hand me down items

That mother is ignoring that child instead of the other 2 that are not listening! That must be the middle child.

by anonymous November 24, 2021