Amish oil change 

When a man drains a horses baby sack of its white Nutella, and proceeds to fill it back up with oil (his baby batter) from behind.

Joseph - "Yo, I think that Bartholomew the horse due for an Amish oil change. Will you go do it Moses?"

Moses - "fine, if you insist, but ruth already drained him once today"

Amish oil change by Cbtlord69 October 3, 2023

climate change 

commonly referred to in speech as: "O NO CLIMAT CHANG"
real climate change:
winter
spring
summer
fall

fact: if there was no climate change the earth would be a stagnate climate and die.

blahblehblahblahblehblahblahblehblahblahblehblah climate change

climate change by nonsense man January 25, 2023

loose change 

dude its a video that shows how fucked up bush and his government butt agents
go to youtube.com and type in loose change and see why george bush blew up the twin towers and since he was racist blamed arabs

loose change isa video not coins

loose change by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006

seed change 

a dramatic change or departure from status quo as a means of solving a problem, such as a paradigm shift.

Two possible origins; 1) in medieval agriculture farmers learned to reinvigorate their farm land by rotating crops. A crop that depleted nutrients would be replaced by a crop that fixed nutrients. This radical change required a seasonal "seed change" 2) before industrial agriculture farmers would save seeds, gleening the best seeds at each harvest to plant next year's crop. If crops weren't doing well a new strain with favorable characteristics might do better and new seeds would have to be found; hence a "seed change" would be required.

You can't solve a problem with the same mind set that created the problem; a seed change is required.

seed change by redscott May 27, 2010

sex change victim 

1. A person of either gender who, having undergone a sex-change, still looks obviously like their previous sex but believes this is not apparent.

2. A person who undergoes a sex-change procedure and later decides that it was all a big misunderstanding

1. A woman with a very full beard and an adam's apple
Note: deliberate sex change victims are to be praised

2. A psychologist persuades Jon that the reason for his insomnia is all down to the hidden female inside him

sex change victim by everyone is good July 30, 2008

stupid change 

When a waitress gives you change that has you either give a lot of money or very little for the tip. This is a trick to guilt you, don't fall for it.

See example for better understanding.

I was out once and the bill came to $29. I gave the waitress a $50. She came back with my change, a $20 bill and a $1 bill, stupid change. Am I supposed to leave her a $20 tip on a $29 order? I think not! I left that stupid bitch one dollar. Maybe some other sucker will fall for her tricks.

stupid change by sterlingheights December 9, 2005

tree change 

A 'tree change' is a phrase used to describe the move from city living to a more rural/country setting. Those looking to leave the hustle and bustle of the city behind often find themselves packing up their studio apartment and buying or renting a house in the bush.

Swapping congested city streets for a breath of fresh mountain air sounds idyllic but is a 'tree change' all it's cracked up to be?

tree change by Sydney Brony April 1, 2015