Button Crotch

Term for a really annoying person, who is being difficult, similar to a button crotch on shorts.

Nick was kept refusing to pay his portion of the dinner bill. He was being a real fucking button crotch about it.

by SMSF May 19, 2020

Crotch Grog

Bear brewed with female crotch yeast.

The crotch grog tasted slightly like the ocean.

by DarkRoses October 7, 2012

Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

by Mebegebo October 22, 2012

Crotch frosting

Noun,
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.

dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme

by spank master flex December 16, 2012

grandpa crotch

This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.

Dang man; are you saggin' or do those pants just have grandpa crotch?

by Toravon September 28, 2013

Crotch-waddle

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,

Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...

by Fezzum February 26, 2011

lumber crotch

a whore, because she always has wood in her.

what a whore.
yeah, she's a lumber crotch.

by prettypinkprincess<3 March 14, 2011