In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.
by B$ March 29, 2005
Noun - The result of a making out with a bearded person. A beard hickey is a red, dry, scratched up chin or jaw/jaw-line that is caused by the rubbing up of a bearded face with the rubbing up of a non-bearded face. For treatment, apply moisturizer to the affected area 6-10 times a day for 4-10 weeks, or as needed.
by Joe Alterman January 05, 2009
by Stephdog April 09, 2011
A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.
by Paul Johnston August 14, 2006
When you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her muff. Its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. It's possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. It's a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.
by tatertot November 27, 2007
Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.
Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
by little-miss can't do wrong August 17, 2011
A beard that won't quite grow in all the way leaving sporadic patches of hair on your face and neck. Instead of all the hairs growing in some 'er here, some 'er there.
by themightyclamavenger February 09, 2010