Dingleberry Buffet

A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!

He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

buffing the happy lamp

the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

by The nige August 1, 2006

Buffoni

An Italian slang term for woman with a mustache.

Did you see that waitress? What a buffoni. Her upper lip looked like a dead rodent.

by David Faynberg January 10, 2009

Bufferfucked

When Youtube resets or loses your buffer when you switch tasks/tabs.

"I started this youtube video so it could buffer, but when I switched back to it I got bufferfucked."

by Philostopher May 13, 2012

Buffington

Buffington (buh-fing-tunn) — adj.
1. The need to let everyone know how large you are despite it being truthful or not.

2. Something extremely massive in size almost to mythical proportions. Buffingtonesque.

Example: The midget's tale about how he dunked the basketball was extremely buffington.

Example: The Kracken dwarfed the island with it's Buffingtonesque girth.

by Scholarly Review Board May 27, 2012

Origami Buffet

While performing oral sex on a woman, put her legs behind her head and go to town on every orifice she has.

I would totally give that broad the Origami Buffet.

See her over there? I OB'd her.

by MrPear May 7, 2009

Deer Buffer

When you don't pass the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.

Passenger: "Why aren't you passing him? He's only going 50."
Driver: "He's my deer buffer."

by Valencebyte November 25, 2010