Brunette

A lovely brown hair shade, commonly associated with intelligence. Some brunettes think just because they have this hair colour, that they're smarter than the blondes and redheads out there. Guess what? You aren't.

Brunette 1 : Lookie, it's Felicity!
Brunette 2: What a stupid blonde!
Brunette 1: And her friend, Fern, that stupid strawberry blonde!
Blonde: Guess what?

Brunette 1 : I don't care because I got a 95% on the math test!
Blonde + strawberry blonde: Good job! Ooh, and we got perfect! Wanna have some crisps to celebrate?
Brunettes: Screw you guys!

by Strawberry Blonde person January 23, 2011

Bruce

Bruce is a hot, sexy ass motherfucker. He is the best guy around when he's not fucking around with other bitches. He will make the best boyfriend but be careful of the dumbass he is when he drinks at parties. He is the sweetest, kindest, most loving heart you will ever come across in your life. He is the best cuddler, the best kisser and has an exceptional talent with fingers. He is brilliant in every way with a type of humor you never get bored of. His smile will make you melt inside and his eyes will be something you crave to see even for just the smallest second every day. Bruce has a sexy body with an absolutelbeautiful personality that you can't find anywhere else. When you find a Bruce, make sure you hold onto him, Trust me :)

I love Bruce so much words can't describe

by Hellllloooooooooowoorrrllllddd November 20, 2016

flaming Bruce Lee

verb - a sexual act that involves having intercourse with someone and immediately afterwards setting them on fire and karate-kicking them out of a window.

"Yeah, my girl's been a real BITCH lately. I might have to give her a flaming Bruce Lee later."

later

"HIIIIEEE-YA!!! FLAMING BRUCE LEE, BITCH!"

by Bradward Schu July 18, 2006

bruce

A dwarfish man who can find the most important minerals and the best girls

Guy#1 Did you see that bruce

by tinos July 2, 2012

bronem

a gangster way guys like you call their friends “brother”

“aye you know Xavier”

“ye that’s bronem”

by wts.jaden December 22, 2019

brunette bella's pumpkin patch

beautiful pumpkin patch, lovelie scenery, all made possible by the best of the best of brunettes. Pumpkins in the sun. Ready for a nice day out with the family.

brunette bella's pumpkin patch is already in your face.

by cowgirlitalian March 5, 2010

Broner

(-noun) When a member of an all male group develops an erection.

Guy 1: Dude?! Do you have a fucking boner!!!??

Guy 2: Nah man, it's just a "Broner". Take it as a compliment.

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010