Something that's extremely boring, to the point of coma-inducing
Referring to a Simpsons Episode in which Bart's class visits a box factory (Season 5 1F11, Bart Gets Famous)
Referring to a Simpsons Episode in which Bart's class visits a box factory (Season 5 1F11, Bart Gets Famous)
by Neelay January 18, 2007
Get the box factorymug. A sport that involves usually a human versus a kangaroo in a boxing match, usually the results 95% of the time are the guy gets his ass whooped.
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!
fighter: (guards his grill and strafes a bit)
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)
Kangaroo Boxing
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)
Kangaroo Boxing
by THE METAL February 19, 2008
Get the Kangaroo Boxingmug. Treat your cardboard box with care. Take care of the box and it'll take care of you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love...don't be rough.
by not Solid Snake April 29, 2006
Get the cardboard boxmug. A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.
Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:
"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."
Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:
"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."
Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
by corprip April 20, 2006
Get the box turtlemug. by beanian October 8, 2008
Get the dodgy boxmug. A Box of Pangu is an alternative form of saying thank you or giving thanks to someone for offering aid and giving you something that you need. The term is derived from an old Mexican myth in which the Box of Pangu is a magical chest in which a person can find the thing that they 'need' most in the world.
'Box' or 'Pangu' can be used as shortened versions of the term.
'Box' or 'Pangu' can be used as shortened versions of the term.
by Cyclopian June 11, 2008
Get the Box of Pangumug.