Bolowed

To be knocked or to have fallen over.

Getting knocked out in a shant related incident.

Did you see that fight last night? Bowles got completly bolowed!

by swisstoni October 22, 2008

Bologna Queen

A female manikin that had been stolen and lined with Bologna that had been previously heated up in the micro-wave to "body temperature" or a "luke warm" status. This is done so that the manikin feels like a real woman upon fornication.

Friend one: "Hey man what are you going to do now? You totally got ditched by those girls. They were a for sure lay"

Friend two: "It's cool... I'll just round me up a Bologna Queen tonight and call it good. Sandwiches later?"

by ramithepimp April 9, 2009

Bolognerd

Smoking copious amounts of marijuana. Until you lay as if your body was transformed into a Bologna slice.

Matthew Perry was Stoney Bologny. He ate everything, now he is bolognerd over on the couch.

by Stoney Bologny December 18, 2009

Bologna Saddle

Where the enlarged labia of a woman tends to "straddle" the crotch seam of their much too tight pants. This usually forms a "mysterious meat" saddle, hence the term, Bologna Saddle...

OMG! Look at the size of the bologna saddle pooching out on that chick!

by kabong1978 February 28, 2011

Bologna Knife

A falice or more commonly known as a penis.

Alex: Hey, where the hell is Sam?

Chris: Oh she is at the Rockies game. The last text I got from her is "I'm worried I might get stabbed here".

Alex: I don't know why she would be worried the only thing she's going to get stabbed by is a Bologna Knife.

by the1HOOFhearted October 2, 2011

bologna explosion

When a girls vagina is really meaty like a stack of Bologna.

I went down on her and it was like bologna explosion in my face.

by cwo5016 August 17, 2016

Bologna spokes

Creases on the butthole.

Are your bologna spokes blown?

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019