Neato Bandito

A phrase that very few slightly old fashioned "nerdy" people use to simply say "Oh, neat!".

Or...
A phrase used by losers when something is unusually cool.

Emily: Hey Brian, do you want to ride to Burgerville later with me and meet some friends?
Brian: Sure, that sounds great!
Emily: Okay :)
Brian: Neato bandito! See you then.

by chicamisteriosa14 November 5, 2010

ca-ca bandit

someone who likes to wipe ca-ca all over the walls in the restroom.

hey man, the ca-ca bandit left his mark all over that last stall so i wouldnt use it if i was you.

by tha don pablo May 18, 2003

poop sex bandit

One whom engages in the act of fecal-based sex without the consent of the other personage.

Cindy took a nasty dump on my chest out of nowhere, that poop sex bandit!

by chuckinator May 23, 2008

bodit

A nice hoe or slut. But they are a hoe/slut none the less.

Nora is a madd cool bodit.

by alypd January 15, 2007

BNITPMKOW

But Not In That Prison Movie Kind Of Way
When two people compliment each other or say something ambiguous and want their buddy to know (or other readers to know) she/he didn't mean it sexually, he'll add BNITPMKOW

Chris pulls a prank on Alex and Alex says, "I'm gonna get you back so hard for this... BNITPMKOW"

or

Blinky says "Thanks for being so supportive, i really love you guys, BNITPMKOW"

by SenorBlinky January 17, 2008

high five bandit

someone that will come in between your highfive with someone and high five you and the other person instead of you high fiveing the person you origonally wanted to.

i cannot really give an example for a high five bandit.

by bobthebuildersexwife February 6, 2007

poop-bandit

A broad term to describe any person or persons that abuse the function of #2. Most commonly they

A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering

"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"

B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.

"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"

C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place

"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.

D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.

Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"

Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"

poop-bandit is a new term, it was used in several ways above

by Moose-dog 33 February 3, 2014