A brunette CONVINCED they are blond/e and everyone around them just doesn´t recognize that their hair consists entirely of golden locks.
Kensyn is such an undercover blond!
by GenesisDanny March 14, 2019
A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.
I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.
by wizzerman January 28, 2012
Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, please sit down and read Heroes of Olympus. You’ll thank me afterwards.
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, please sit down and read Heroes of Olympus. You’ll thank me afterwards.
by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021
Blonde Sam is a guy or girl named Sam that happens to be blonde. Lets be honest he or she is probably gay and they are big nerds.
by JJTHEPANDA December 20, 2018
~Omg, i got SO MAD at my girl.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?
~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?
~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.
by Liferules420 July 14, 2023
The final boss of girls. A woman with a bubble butt and beautiful blonde hair. Likely has all sorts of men and women falling at her feet. If you see a Bubble Blonde, feel free to approach, but prepare for rejection.
"Man, look at that girl!"
"Wow. She's a total Bubble Blonde."
"I'm gonna ask her out!"
"Good luck. You'll need it."
"Wow. She's a total Bubble Blonde."
"I'm gonna ask her out!"
"Good luck. You'll need it."
by SteveFrancis5-42- June 01, 2021
She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy