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Undercover Blond

A brunette CONVINCED they are blond/e and everyone around them just doesn´t recognize that their hair consists entirely of golden locks.
Kensyn is such an undercover blond!
by GenesisDanny March 14, 2019
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Blonde Envy

A Woman who wishes she was blonde.
She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy
by anonymous February 17, 2021
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Beyond Blonde

1. Dumber than dumb
2. Dumber than a stereotypical blonde
3. No clue
4. Clueless
5. Unaware of surroundings
6. Air head
1. Man that dude can’t spell a two syllable word
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the World Trade Center, you know twin towers
Beyond Blonde: what! when? ...oh you mean the County Jail (Los Angeles County Jail) is refered to “twin towers”
3.friend 1: “What a dumb ass!” He went an did it anyway.

Friend 2: yeah I told em too
Friend 1: that muthaf*^ka’s beyond blonde
by byMarkeeDeejune2018 June 30, 2018
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Apache blonde

A person who has equal parts blonde and another colored hair. Usually black underneath and blond on top. (A patchy blond).
"With all the blonde on top, but black underneath, what color do you call your hair?"

"Apache blonde."
by scorpiogirl August 9, 2012
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Marmalade blonde

That's not a carrot top its a marmalade blonde
by DeepSmart July 17, 2009
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Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.
"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."
by C L G May 7, 2018
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Blackout Blonde

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.
by HairGenius September 30, 2013
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