stupid blitz

this is the name that you call someone when they don't do something that everyone else is doing, and because of this, they miss out on something really cool happening

Gabby: I'm not going on the field trip.

*Gabby doesn't go on the field trip and a high speed chase happens on the highway on the way back from the field trip.*

Gabby: Aw, crap! I missed out! I am such a stupid blitz!

by lzrdbrth225 December 19, 2010

Backdoor Blitzkrieg

When making sweet love to your gal, just following the moment of ejaculation and while still inside of her, you fart...loudly.

That bastard caught me off guard with a Backdoor Blitzkrieg .

by scerrie June 14, 2016

Ding Dong Blitz

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!

" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "

by Blitztastic April 29, 2010

blitzzXXore

term meaning getting so high that you think blitzzXXore a actual word.

''i was so blitzzXXore last night''
''thats not a word...''

by tozzzo March 18, 2009

blithering oaf

A highly insulting term for a doofus driving instructor, especially ones with Hanson style nonce hair worth £100

you blithering oaf, get out of the road as I hit the gas!

by thruuth May 19, 2011

Text Blitzkreig

Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.

texting someone "Text Blitzkreig" 50 times

by rodgstar June 16, 2010

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007