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Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands
We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!
by Gidonidus May 20, 2024
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James Bonding

When two men use a double sided dildo named James. It then becomes a bonding experience
Hey Dave I haven’t seen you in a while, want to hang out this weekend? We can do some James Bonding!
by BootyFinga December 12, 2024
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Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo
I was bored so I started free-birding
by Kux July 9, 2025
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Shadow Banding

A reactive emotional pattern that develops in response to the rubber band effect. When one partner repeatedly snaps back into the relationship, the other—wary of the cycle—begins forming secret emotional or romantic connections. Shadow banding is the quiet stretch: a hidden coping mechanism born from mistrust, grief, or emotional exhaustion. It’s not about cheating—it’s about survival when the relationship feels unstable or unsafe.
After she came back and ran off the girls I was dating, I started shadow banding—keeping quiet connections just in case she left again.
by Briton Phillip September 3, 2025
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Early birding

When a gummy worm is inserted into one partners anus and the sphincter is used to pop the head in and out while the the other partner attempts to pull it out with the his or her mouth rather it be a nibble or a sucking motion.
Bro! You snooze you loose! You should have gone early birding! I got the worm, most of it anyways. You’re lazy ass is going to have to get muddy
by Party Barbie October 16, 2025
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Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)
My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.
by J.Luis September 19, 2019
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