The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010
Get the santa beards mug.Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
by Braam October 9, 2014
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LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.
by dkizzle September 15, 2007
Get the half beard mug.El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.
Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?
Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.
Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.
by Weston Zurbrugg February 20, 2008
Get the el beardo mug.The rare occurrence when there is more than one beardsley in the same room. Once the Beardsley notices that she isn't alone, the beardsleys begin to argue about whose beard is thicker and more hearty and lush. In the end, the beardsley with the most disgusting beardsely traits will reign supreme, the inferior beardsley will be killed.
The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.
The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.
This is gonna be bad, those Bearded women are giving each other the eye. There is going to be a beardsley showdown.
by Breather December 14, 2008
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by Sucram Auhsoj January 18, 2009
Get the beardshkin mug.Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"
Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."
Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."
by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009
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