Boston Beatdown

When you shit in a brown paper bag, then heat it up in the microwave for about 30 seconds then commence to beat a bitch over the head with it.

This bitch acted up after the club last night so when she woke up this morning at my crib a gave her the good ol Boston Beatdown. Funkin hoe teach her to get fussy drunk with my gansta ass!!!

by J FUNK & KANX 1 June 29, 2006

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bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

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Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

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Berd

Berd Berds, Berdskeez- slang for beers. Burly often precedes it when referring to a Malt liquors such as Steel reserve, colt 45, and King Cobra.

-Yo, Brian, I’m bouts to pick up some burly berdskeez, what chu tryin to sip on?
-Grasp me some of that 211 high gravity yo!

by Sean Bielman February 11, 2007

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bert mccracken

Crazy ass mofo!He is the lead singer of the Used and probably the most A.D.D. ex pot addict and coolest lead singer ever.He is known to throw up at every show from screaming his lungs out and he's VERY well known to throw tantrums like a 4 year old over his gameboy which he adores.
He is grungy looking and appears as if he never showers, but he doesn't give a damn.

But Bert has a serious side too.
He also enjoys walks on the beach.Reading literature. Writing Poetry and Screaming in your face.

Gotta love em'

TheUsedFan #1: I love Bert McCracken, but he kinda scares me a little.
TheUsedFan #2: Tru Dat.Still a fucking awesome band though.
TheUsedFan #1: YUP YUP.

by Starishere November 6, 2008

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