squeaky beefer

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.

Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.

by Longfur September 9, 2021

big beefer

A magic the gathering term for a creature with high stats

A: I'll play an 8/8
B: Wow, that's a big beefer!

by IVY54 October 1, 2023

chest beefers

Large female breasts.

Yo, Eric’s girl is the total package. Cute face, round ass, and those chest beefers… god damn.

by Birdakiss February 23, 2024

Freeeee Beeeeeg

When the cost (whether it be physical or emotional) can be justified by the fact that the item/ experience comes with the promise of a free bag or another comparable tangable item.

I was appauled by the performance of Papa Roach, but at least it came with a freeeee beeeeeg.

by Freee beeeg March 1, 2025

Freeeee Beeeeeg

When the cost (whether it be physical or emotional) can be justified with the promise of a free bag or any other comparable tangible item.

The performance by Papa Roach was appalling, but at least it came with a freeeee beeeeeg.

by Freee beeeg March 2, 2025

justin beefer

i dont know
you used to call me on your cell phone
Right back when you need my love call me on your cell phone
right Back when you need my love
I know when the hotline bling that can only meanone thing and I know when the hotline bling that can only mean one thing ever since I left the city you
i dont even know anymore 😀😆🤣😌😗🤨🤩😍😅🤪☺️😙🧐🤩😨😩🥶😠🤯🫡😈🤢🤢🤠👺💀🤑🤠🤒😈☠️✊✊🤲😾🦶👈🤙🫱🦾👅🫂👨👨👩👱 ♂️

im gonna justin beefer you
wtf does that mean
(baby by justin beiber starts playing)
AHHHHHHHHHH (eardrums explode cutely)

by pseudonym loll May 16, 2025

Swiss Beefer

Western Pennsylvanian expression referencing a short, oily Italian person who has a voluptuous booty.

Bro did you see that Swiss Beefer? I’d like to take a bite out of him.

by Bros_Mad October 11, 2025