beat the meat

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.

(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!

by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018

wicked beat

Really bad and unfortunate. Not much you could have done to prevent something.

Car got keyed? That's wicked beat, my friend.

by momoney?moproblems March 22, 2009

beat freak

A gay man with a public sex obsession, who excessively frequents beats in search of sex with other men. In Australia, a beat is a public area (such as a park, beach or toilet) used by gay men for partaking in sexual acts (cruising area). Encounters are usually one-off, anonymous and unsafe. A beat freak can't get enough sex at a beat.

Tim is such a beat freak. He lives at the beat and will fuck absolutely anyone.

by Broken_lovesong January 30, 2023

Beat cry

Basically it's when you're crying about an ex girlfriend or something while you're masturbating or crying about the fact that you're masturbating, often using one's own tears as lube

Man, Andrew was so upset last night, he was beat crying until 2 a.m.

by Robot Cricket October 11, 2008

holiday beats

When your friend leaves you to go on holiday, then when they get back you proceed to give them the amount of punches for the amount of days they were away for.

Yo bobby we need to give Phil his holiday beats he went to Mallorca for 7 days!

by She yeh very May 21, 2019

beat up on

To criticise or generally make derogatory remarks about the subject.

Man, I can't stand it when people beat up on Microsoft for no frickin' reason whatsoever.

by theFunction March 11, 2008