beardscrimination

When a person is knowingly discriminated against for having facial hair.

People who have beards may not work as restaurant servers. This is beardscrimination.

When a female won't kiss a man because hair is growing from his face. This is beardscrimination.

by once_a_fool September 2, 2013

beardspiration

1) to find inspiration in another's beard

2) excessive facial perspiration due to an abundance of facial hair induced by vigorous activity

1)That gentleman had some wicked chops, I was overwhelmed with beardspiration.

2)boyfriend: "I'm sorry sweat heart, here use this towel"
Girlfriend: " you got your gross beardspiration in my eye"

by Lou DuVal December 7, 2013

Bears

a very, very, very dangerous animal

I want the bears to be my pet.

by Harry Skywalker May 29, 2016

Beardspective

The perspective of a bearded man.

Because of one's beardspective he could see beyond racial indifference.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa September 12, 2016

Bearest

It's like bear and it relates to how big and hairy, a description/something can be.

He's the Bearest guy in the class

by Theticktack January 30, 2017

Bears in the dark

A sexual game where two or more partners go to opposite ends of a house and try to find each other with all the lights off and making as little noise as possible.

Sorry I can't work late tonight. Charles, Jason, Harrison, Zachary and I are all playing bears in the dark

-Ben

by Sick gang September 14, 2017

Bearburrito

A warm and fuzzy way of calling someone who gives you butterflies. Bears and warm, fuzzy and squishy, while burritos are yummy and everyone likes them. So put those two together and you’re guaranteed to make your human happy.

You’re my bearburrito <3

I like you so much!!!!

by ijewrgviohgytkjeutkt April 24, 2018