Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.
Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.
by National Zanthom October 06, 2014
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Closet Walling

Somebody who uses wall hacks / esp in an inconspicuous way, Providing a major advantage without being incredibly obvious.
Teammate : yo this bitch has to be closet walling there is no way he knows what site we at every time
Teammate 2 : yea what a fuckhead
by Whattheyfkcingdhdh May 07, 2020
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Closet Shaver

When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.
A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.
by Shortyyguy July 05, 2013
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closet whore

A woman or in fact occasionally a man who will not admit to either intentionality or unintentionally being a whore
A closet whore will flirt with EVERYONE but never admit or be aware of doing so. He/she is usually someone quite unexpected and who manages to keep most of their promiscuous behaviour under the radar!
Geeky, swatty chick: Lets play house! i'll be the door and you can slam me all night! I'll have to swear you to secrecy though!
Boy: umm okay sure!
Eavesdropper: Omg you are such a closet whore!
by whydopeopletalktome? December 19, 2011
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closet duty

When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.
Fluffy! Sorry about the closet duty!
by Ae5Ea8 March 20, 2015
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closet weeb

A weeb who does not admit to themselves that they are a weeb, ie. Josh
Josh is such a closet weeb.
by Asjdjciis April 06, 2017
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Closet Mexicans

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.
An example of Closet Mexicans;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
by numberofnames August 12, 2011
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