Bageling

The act of pelting a bagel at someone from a moving vehicle. Cinnamon-rasin bagels recommended. It is also recommended to have a fast car and a capable driver, just in case people don't like being hit with flying pastries. Face shots are the goal. Chest and back shots are acceptable.

Let's go bageling on Tuesday!

Roberto:"I have all of these bagels in my car, but I don't know what to do with them..."
Conrad:"We could eat them?"
Bruce:"Or we could go bageling!"

by bagel wizard December 31, 2012

Bagel Dog

A Jew. Because, you know, they love bagels. And they're dogs.

Ari, Shlomo, Nadav, Alon, Effrecheim Goldenbergstein....all of these men are likely Bagel Dogs.

by Definitely NOT a Jew February 4, 2009

Bagel Block

(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.

“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"

by sasimax August 26, 2008

bagelin

the act of what a bagel does at any point in time during its existence.

The bagel is bagelin.

by Kerry and brittany January 11, 2009

bageleria

bagel shop (Spanglish word)

Vamonos a la bageleria

by jshizzle79 August 19, 2009

Bagel Twisting

The act of two males coming together in an intimate setting where they face each other naked and proceed to combine their erect penises in a twisting motion.

Thomas: Last night Marc and I finally consummated our relationship with a nice bagel twisting session.

by Don Pavlic August 22, 2011

baelife

When you're having that day when you're on fleek and everything is going amazing, then you're living the baelife.

"Living the baelife today lad."

by tahawkins92 January 14, 2016