Bartobum

If a boy named Bart happens to be a mutt, just call him a Bartobum.

Look at him, thats a bartobum.

by didek February 9, 2026

Barton-meister

A person who jerks off in their pocket to their crush in class. Hoping that she sees him.

The Barton-Meister beside me is nutting everywhere, it’s really pissing me off.

by The Big boy Bundridge March 4, 2026

BartoszMikMik

Person who exists and does things

i dont know what they do, but they do something probably
i got better things to do than this.

Are you sure you're a BartoszMikMik?

by Tyler Tyler Tylerson February 23, 2025

Breton

A male who is able to pass gas, or "noof" through his urethra.

A "dick fart".

A phenomenon thought to have been discovered near the Lancashire/Merseyside border areas in the 2010s.

"Have you just shit?"

"No, Jamie has just bretoned it stinks"

by MelsGotSkidmarks March 27, 2025

bartosy

leaving someone on a cliffhanger, in a sentence

"What do you mean??"
"Forget it."
"Omg the bartosy???"

by blibicious May 12, 2025

Barstool

A student-led "undercover" high school social media page (typically on Instagram) where students submit videos and photos often containing houseparties, stunts, or simply other students being dumb or profane. Ex: NHS_barstool or barstoolschool mascot

"Yo, did you see the new barstool post?"

Or

"Lmao THAT'S going on barstool"

by ermmmwhatthefreak May 29, 2025

Barstool Prophet

A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.

I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.

by msacco July 25, 2025