Definitions by MelsGotSkidmarks

Breton 

A male who is able to pass gas, or "noof" through his urethra.

A "dick fart".

A phenomenon thought to have been discovered near the Lancashire/Merseyside border areas in the 2010s.

"Have you just shit?"

"No, Jamie has just bretoned it stinks"

Breton by MelsGotSkidmarks March 27, 2025